If Men lived by a simple set of Women’s rules there would be no more arguments…as they are all equally important, each is No1:

1. Saturday equals using your manliness in cleaning out the areas where we females can’t reach. But it surely doesnt mean that you can clean out a pack of chips, watching TV, […]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, “What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?”
“Well…” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the […]

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest […]

… Can you believe this!!!!
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES: SIMPLE
SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot’s Monopurpose Programming Language
Environment. This language, developed at the Hanover College for
Technological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write code
with errors in it. The statements are, therefore, confined to BEGIN,
END and STOP. No matter how you arrange the statements, […]