An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so […]

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British […]

Gabber : Arii O Sambha.
Sambha : Jee Sardaar.
Gabber : Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha : Sardar Do,
Gabber : Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha : Do toh Do hota hai.
Gabber : Nahi, Phir bhi kitna hota. Zara bataa toh sahi.
Sambha : Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do […]

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are […]