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9
Apr

Silly Things!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

Everything’s acting silly around me lately…

… almost everyone as well!!

Starting from my computer, this idiot box has been giving me a ‘reboot’ treatement, that also on his own, that it gives me doubt that may be this is the new generation of computer that has been born in my room, which is obnoxiously rude as to reboot or go into stand-by whenever it wants!! I tried shaking the land under its feet by formatting the hard disk, cleaning up the years old dust from the cabinet, but it still laughed on me as it again gave me the reboot after the re-installation was done!! Anyways i’m defeated for the night, but hey there’s always a better tomorrow!

Hmm… changing the topic, today in kitchen as well, things were acting silly… yep you read it right, ‘Things’ were acting silly. such as my microwave oven. Whenever i tried to put a combination of time spans to cook, it wouldnt accept anything more than a minute. So to make pulav, i had sit in front of it and keep switching the start button 18 times!!

As if that wasnt enough, Mann comes to my house to meet us sisters, and on his way upstairs [My room is on the first floor!], he falls down on the stairs. Not ‘tumbling’, just simple fall, which lays him flat over a bunch of steps in vertical direction. We all laugh like hell, cause that incident is rather funny and not damaging, and it becomes more funny when my younger sister comments to mann, that he is not a spiderman from that PS2 game that we play, that he can reach upstairs “lete lete” [Translation: laying down] And we keep laughing, all the more than before!

… Can it get any sillier than that for a day?!!

26
Mar

Happy Holi

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

First off… Had a Terrible Yet Superb Holi as usual. Thanks to Prem and the Gang! It was fun while it lasted! And I had taken some colorful pics this noon when the party was on its best. Of course a lot happened before and after the pics, there was so much of water all around, everyone was totally painted in many different colors. After years i enjoyed holi this much, thanks to Prem. Love you sweetheart, i know you’ll be reading this.

Pic is removed! will be up soon! [+] show/hide the Tomato Picture

Now this is a story everyone would love to hear… and i’m sure Mr. Nemesis would.

This is a story of a tomato!! umm.. Wrong title. Its the story of me, before some 17 years. My dad loved to shoot me.[camera ofcourse!] and so i’ve very fond memories that i can actually remember through those pics. May be this is one of the reason i love photography, something to do with the heridatory gene! Anyway, so this is about a pic, of me, of my younger self that is Joy’s Most Favorite[Not that he doesnt like me anymore.. :P] When my dad took that picture, i was telling him about how our tomato plant in the backyard had a very small red tomato grown on it. And it was one of the cutest moment captured on camera. Me dad loved this pic, and after getting to know the story, that sweet picture got his important existance in my photo-scrap-book.

Now, here comes another story… The story of Joy!! ummm… again wrong title. The story of the computer screen! Dont panic if you dont find any connection there, lemme explain. Few days back he told me about this story. I’ve sent this pic to him long time back, along with my other childhood pics. He confirmed he loved that pic, and had it on his computer desktop as a wallpaper. [.. now as if it wasn't flattering enough... he went on talking more...] At times at home in his room, he will keep the computer switched on, and watch TV or have drinks etc. And time to time his sight would stop at the computer screen and he would have a smile on his face and sometimes a mumble. “Yes, the tomato is there..” [ Sweet.. isn't it?... wait for the worst part!!] And so on. Once before switching the computer off, he looked at the screen, and suddenly felt like holding me close and kissing me on my cheek. then he literally kissed. The computer screen of course.[ well, we live in two diff corners of india unfortunately...] And thats how he painfully realised….

….. He hasnt cleaned [dusted off] that computer screen in a very long while!!!

24
Mar

Some Haikus

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku… they would read like these:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located,
but endless others exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
dies so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working
‘Windows’ is like that.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
the document you’re seeking
must now be retyped.

Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: “File not found.”

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

23
Mar

Missing Feeling!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

.. I had to let him go.

… And I shall miss him dearly.

He was there all the way through past four years along with me. We shared more or less everything, from each gossip of my girl friends to each of the thousand prank calls I made. From each laughter, to each tear; from each smile, to each fear; He always remained by my side. But after a while, you somehow know it in your heart, that it’s not worth it, so many troubles are generating cause of him. Its not that it never happened before, trouble that is. But I always fought back, till the end, cause I had a hope it will work out. But now, I’ve even lost optimism.

He is an icon of my past, The Icon of magnificence and catastrophe. He was for Fun as well as Fuck-up, Merry as well as Mess. And I think I’ve have left him for good. In a hope that with leaving him, I’m also leaving my past to be buried in shadows.

… So here it goes. A tribute, an accolade to the years that I shared with him…. With my old companion… My much-loved Airtel Cell Number!!

… I shall miss you.

[... Uh oh... where did I put tissues... I will need them the most right now...]

Ps. I’m still fighting the urge to just run and grab him back, before it expires and worse, given to someone else…

15
Mar

Everybody Loves Ekta!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

Now this is a new sitcom…

The question that was asked : Why god create us?

Answer: God created us so that we can create troubles in our lives such that then we dont have time to think about silly questions like why god has created us!!!

…. lol. Now thats where you applaud!!

Ektz.

7
Mar

Mah Boring Blabber!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

My condition these days is completely like… “Aasmaan se tapke, Khajuur pe Atke!!” I mean, its funny how murphy seems to prove his law true for everything i go through and make me remember him again and again! and i repeat, its actually funny!

Well, its a usual blabbering, about my Accident. To be truthful, If i were to be an optimistic person i would have seen good things in that as well, but somehow, i just end up defying my own self, when it comes to the thinking of both the sides.Okay, now i better stop running in circle around the original subject and directly get to the center of the matter. Fortunately enough, a week ago, my physiotherapy reached the level where i was told, i could start walking then on. Of course with a little support. Gawd, i was damn glad about that, it literally took half of the sensations of pain away from the bloody physio exercises! And thats where the trouble started!

Let me elaborate, I , Miss Ekta, after burning my previous physiotherapist-Mr. Raval ’s work and also the skin at the back of his hand [..no detailing of that horrible yet almost planned 'accident' during the hotwax therapy here!! ] got in touch with a new physiotherapist. That one turned out to be a female for her own safety from me[... muhhahahaa!!], and twice lucky cause she shared the same name with my special someone, and let me tell you, that name isnt that usual in INDIA even though its unisex. So yeah, i kinda developed a soft corner for her. Then we began with the walking exercises. of course, Heavily painful stuff. I was overall calm, somehow i think i am good at bearing physical pain, may be cause of my past experiences & martial arts, or may be cause of the silly ego of being the strong one. Anyway, the conclusion was that i would sweat up like hell due to pain, while going through the exercise, but i wouldnt make a sound, no more than a moan here and there. So it got hard for her to actually draw a line where the pain got too much for me. Unfortunately, The more she tried to notice my reactions, the more i would be alert not to let a single sound escape my lips!!

Then After almost three days, she realised i was having a kind of lump within my heel, which wasn’t melting with the hotwax techniques and other lossening up exercises. She asked me how much it pained, i honestly replied it was painful but not over my limits of absorbing. She smiled at my answer, and told me that she really didnt expect me to be too stoic about it. I was the one to get shocked on her comment. She went on talking to me, taking me for an X-ray again. The X-ray results gave another shock to both of us, I was developing a stress fracture inside my heel. Probably due to the overload of exercises after the two months of stiffness. Then, I was asked not to do the heavy exercises, just the mild ones for the time being, so that it doesnt get too serious. Oh well, there goes my chances of walking in nearfuture goes away! I’m to wait for few days, then gradually go along! Heck, i’ve got a state level public speaking contest to win within a week from now, and i am not allowed to walk yet!!

Okay, now as if the stress fracture and the delays in the walking is not worse enough, I was to be apt for more! That X-ray gave another complication to doctors! They noticed that after the sweeling has been returning to normal, the thickness of the nails-wires planted in my sole covers almost 85% percent of the whole thickness. The twister is that, with that much thickness it could be easily tempered by outside sources of force in any possible way. Like a fall or an accident again [god, i hope not!] or even a barefeet walk over a road with stones. If that happens then the planted nail would be more a danger for the foot! Now as it was planted just for the sake of keeping all the bones straight for better healing, its purpose is almost served as bones are almost healed normal. Now the docs think that i should go for another surgery, to take the implants out as there is no need for the implants anymore. Bloody boring ordeal again! Bed rest, no walk and terrible headaches cause of the anesthesia!

What more could i ask for?!! Sighs! I hope Mr Murphy is happy atleast!!
Oh, and i’m actually glad i’m a pessimist! For a pessimist is never disappointed.

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