* blah blah blah blah..*

i can talk about thousand things which are good.. and a million which are funny…

i mean, thats one of the things about the campain batch of ours which was used to known as “phoenix” is now known as “monsters”… there is not a single hour spent since the start of this special training that we have not laughed our asses off!!

… and to top it all… we are going back to the unsofistication instead.. the word flying in our session are like… “Chindi chaur”… “lukkha”… “joka-poka”…. [ dont even as me what the third word is used in context of!!

thats all to it right now…
just enjoying my days here…
but i know once this training gets over, its again hectic hell back to us..

so… three cheers to “monsters”!!!!

unsofisticatedly yours,
Ektz.

Lets get on the light side of the life….. [ .... this post is for you, Ember.]

1. She’s crazy enough not to be crazy about silly material expressions of affection. [ well, it gets hard to woe this kind of girl, isn't it? ]

2. She can be the person with whom you can talk about your normal routines instead of romancing all the time. [ hell! I mean, who wants that??!! Someone who can listen and then be critical of your activities and *the way* you do them. ]

3. She doesnt care what you’re dressed in, or where you’re going together. [ To her , dressing up and going to a ballroom dance OR going to a beach to have a round of booze in 'whatever' clothes is same! ]

4. She has very short attention span to most of the things in life. [ unfortunately that means no long duration fights are available... but on the positive side... one will have to be constantly active to keep her interested!!! ]

5. She is the perfect counterpart for the male chauvinistic pricks [MCPs]. [ um... keep guessing how?.... :D]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their bottom to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Darn right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”….Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be
standing here?

Dose of sarcasm is almost much for the day!
catch ya all laterz
Ektz.

To err is human….

…. But getting even…..

That’s Divine!!!

… And i hate it!!

i mean i am too lazy to get up early in the morning. And what’s worse i *accidently* fell asleep on the terrace the other day. Damn! The morning rays of sun were good, but an hour past the sunrise i felt i was going to be the mordern age vampire and be burnt if i stayed there one more minute. [cant stand heat..!! no pun!!]

Anyways this will be just a trambling rambling post. [ i dont know why i said that ...]

Goodluck is following me, [unfortunate if it overtakes though.. ] I went in for an interview in Infocity. The last job i had before accident , i’m thinking about leaving. Cause it doesnt sound so good to me this days, to travel 60kms a day! I hate commuting by bus and again i wouldnt be allowed to drive for a while. So till i join that back again, i plan to try something new. A call centre. Got selected in five mins.[ yeah yeah.. am a skillful one.. special skills for interviews only:P.. i should write a book, "How to crack through interviews"!!] Well, the funny part was, the interviewer, who was half mallu, and half gujju [ good combination aye!! look wise i mean :P]
He didnt believe i was a pure downright Gujarati girl.

The same thing i’ve been hearning from a long time, Even recently i got in touch wid a blog friend Steve And when he heard me on phone, he said the same thing. That he expected a ‘gujju’ kinda of a tone in my talk and all. And i wasnt like it!!

Now i wonder should i be happy or pissed off about it!!:P

Well, I wasnt sleeping:)… not literally.

Anaesthesia does this to you, right?

I had my last surgery. After the Accident. I had my steel implants removed from my foot. Just having bedrest for a few more days and then it’ll be over as well.

I remember the day of the surgery- Thursday, i mean, lastday [it seems longer than that.. probabaly the sleep is at fault.. ] I remember being in OT[Operation theatre]… I remember talking to Anesthetic… I mean he talk a lot.:P And he was talking to me, making me talk,. Probably to measure how much of General Anaesthesia i would need. He was asking me my name.. age.. place.. blah blah…

And he suddenly asked me, why i wasnt looking at him while we were chatting..:) I replied with a smile, that i wasnt wearing my specs:P.. lol. he laughed and asked if i can count the fingers he showed me, and i replied with a pun that i would count it if he wouldnt show me the middle one… hehe… we started laughing like hell, and people outside probably kept wondering why we were laughing:)

Then we talked, about anything and everything.. he asked me about the books i love, what i study, what i work, what i think of life, and etc.. he even asked me for my phone no. hehe. now thats an odd place to be asked out.

Over all, the chat was good, it was relaxing me… i was slight bit nervous but luckily the heartbeat monitor didn’t show it. the last thing i heard, as he gave me the dose of drug, was, ” doc, this is one jolly girl you have here..”

… And everything went blank and black next. All i remember feeling is the Cold of the AC.

Ektz.

ps. Thats how i got rid of my steel implants in my foot that were planted after the accident in january. I slept for three hours. woke up with dull ache in my head and lot of pain in my foot. But luckily Everything is good. A few days rest and i will be absolutely fine.

pps. Whats more, my comp is officially dead. Needs some Transplant as well.[Prolly a new RAM]… will get back to blogging after that. till then, its a bbye for a while.. and i shall try to keep in touch with all of you friends!!