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13
Sep

The “Sweet” Story!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor, Photography

Dont ask me what is that? :P

I’m sure many have gussed, or rather thought first that it does look like gulab jamun. but the most interesting part is, it stil look weird!!

lemme tell you the story.

… once upon a time, a princess went into a kitchen first time, thinking as she can conquer all, she could also conquer the kitchen as well.

And so she started. Making the sweet that the king, Princess’s father loved. The sweet they called “gulabjamun.” in their country. Brown sweet balls those are drenched in sweet caramel.

She started preparing it. Of course it wasnt that hard as the receipee was written on the instant-mix packet! she smiled and proudly finished creating the brown balls.

Then came the turn of making caramel. She went on, adding sugar and water with right proportions, and putting it on stove to boil. She was supposed to keep that thing on flame, till the water reach a perfect density. she had to wait for 5 minutes for that to happen.

5 minutes passed. she waited. Nothing happened. The water hasnt reached the required thickness. 6.. 7.. 8 minutes passed. no changes! Princess is worried now, why did it not happen the way it should??

She waited more.. till 10 minutes. but then her patience ended. She thought of adding more sugar to get the required thickness. She went on adding, more and more…

.. finally, the thickness was there. smilingly, and with very much arrogance, she dipped the balls inside and let it rest to chill.

Now the time came when she was supposed to show the king, her creation. She smilingly took the gulabjamun out of the refridgerator, and damn!

The scene was extraordinarily shocking!

………

Okay.. no more stories… the truth is here.. The sugar was poured more than what was required, so the water was almost frozen. The gulabjamuns were not floating, but stuck to the surface, half protuding out, half inside.

Well, what can i say.. it was still quite delicious. And the King.. oopsy! my dad ate the some of the upper part which were easily accessable. and i wait here, for this to melt, so that i can retrieve the other halves.

:) moral of the story: … i dont know:D

Ektz.

31
Aug

The Phone-obia!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

How do i say this…

I mean.. when i tried looking at the facts, it quite amuzed me!

Well, actually this post is about the new cell number I got, while also keeping my fucked up reliance number.

And then i started thinking, about the cellphone-mania…

…. And i came to realise.. my family is one of the “largest” maniac at that!!

Its serious, i mean, we have total 8 different phone connections within my house, all presently working. If i start counting all the expired conn… the count will reach more than 50… I have reliance, so my dad does. I got another GSM [IDEA] that my elder sister has.. Also Airtel that my sister is using right now. My house has two BSNL landline conn.. one that got transferred from my old house, and one that we bought fresh.. and also we have one TATA Indicom WLL phone.

Think about how much revnue this conpanies are earning.. just from my house!!

*laughs* Dont we deserve some award for this?

Ektz.

ps. i know the post is crap. but hey, crap is the best way to get my self outta the “mushy” feelings:D so.. bear with it!

16
Aug

Why Work makes you mad!?

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

This post is about “Why work makes you mad?”

Now, by the definition of work, work equals to Force multiplied by Distance.

So W = F x D

Now by Newton’s law, Force equals to mass multiplied by accelaration.

So F = M x A.

… Therefore,

… Ultimately…

….. ………. W = M x A x D

… so hence proved, Work makes you mad!!!

Ektz.

12
Aug

Burn Baby Burn!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor, Photography

If only you’d have seen the red fire and smoke that it produced….
Pranav's Hard Disk

If only you’d have smelt the rich smell of that circuitboard burning….

If only you’d have felt the molten plastic on your fingers….

…. Then you might have been able to feel the fraction of loss of my friends 40 GB of data!!!

Ektz.

ps. That was pranav’s PC’s hard disc. literally burned!

10
Aug

Amazing!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

well, This was a picture outside a doctor’s clinic. When we went there for Pranav’s checkup. Now the best thing about that pic was that, if u move your sight just a little down and right, you’d see something very amazing!! like this….

TAdda!!… May be this is an Indian mentality to do things they are not supposed to do. To remove shoes where it is required not to, and to not do it when needed!

What do you have to say?

21
Jul

Maha Barbadi.com

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor, Photography

Okay! so i had one more road trip!

Dont even ask me what happened this time! I mean , i had good time nonetheless but what i wanted to see, i never got to see. First the road was blocked cause of flood water, and then i had a flat tire in one of our vehicles. Luckily, there was another vehicle too, or we would have been stuck somewhere outthere… like nowhere! :P

prolly cause of my very nice friend, who is a “MB.COM” [ maha barbaadi ] , with whom i always end up havin a blunder or more, everytime!!!

Anyways, still it was a nice trip.

More pics, shall be posted later!

bbye for now.
Ektz.

2
Jul

Something Really TRue!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

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