They were actually trying to say that seat was reserved for bus conductor!!

Yiiinglisshh is such a Phunny Language!

Ekta.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

And the cycle continues….

http://www.bananaguard-uk.com/?gclid=COfppajlt4kCFRhCTAodU1b3Mg

Go ahead,clickthe link.

Be surprized like I was!

All i really wonder about is, why the hell anyone would come up with such thing,also who would buy it for real?

I really need to meet those guys, just to make my self feel better cause I used to think i was the craziest one around when it comes to weird ideas for sales!! LOL

Ekta.

Consider the implications of usages such as the following:

• “Man is a mammal and suckles his young” - the human race is male by default; “Womankind” is a subset of “Mankind”.
• “The reader is entitled to his opinion” - if you’re female, you have to pretend otherwise to read legal documents.
• “Wizard” is praise; “witch” is an insult (abuse is the only field in which there are more words to describe women).
• “The UK’s greatest living author” is ambiguous; does it rule out the possibility of authoresses who are greater?

This doctrine of Male-As-Default treats women as a negligible subgroup, and femaleness as abnormal but always noteworthy.

Sexism is (in principle) avoidable in English, via words like “human, people, he/she, they”, and sex-neutral jobtitles where sex is irrelevant.  Things are different in languages with grammatical gender: eg in French, masculine plural is “ils”, feminine plural is “elles”, but mixed groups (even of 99 women and one grammatically-masculine hornet) are “ils”. ..

Makes you think, doesnt it?

Gabber : Arii O Sambha.
Sambha : Jee Sardaar.

Gabber : Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha : Sardar Do,

Gabber : Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha : Do toh Do hota hai.

Gabber : Nahi, Phir bhi kitna hota. Zara bataa toh sahi.
Sambha : Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

Gabber : To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha : Beech mein koi nahi aata.

Gabber : To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha : Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

Gabber : Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Do ek se Ek bada hai?

Gabber : Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do