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20
Jan

Software Development Cycle!!!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

And the cycle continues….

19
Jan

Tag tag…

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Blog Tags

I am thinking about …  why we always crave for things which we know we can’t have…

I said … “love while you can, its the feeling that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world. The older you get, the lesser you trust on that emotion..”

I want to … quit the rat race as soon as I can.

I wish to … earn a lot and lot of money, before quitting the rat race.

I wonder …  why I shouldn’t quit my job now and own a business completely.  After all, how long can I be a bachelorette???? ;-)

I regret… nothing in life.

I am... Ekta [corny i know!].

I dance… Naay! Erm, Yaay! Some times.. When i’m in THAT mood.

I sing… worse than Himesh Reshmia.

I cry… for silly heartaches…

I am not always … Crazy. I fail at that too sometimes..

I make with my hands… good nice dinner.

I write… nonsense and sometimes sense too.

I confuse… others with what I say and what I do. Hypocrisy???? that’s an overloaded word for that ;-)

I need… someone to make my day and of course night; with the right amount of sarcasm, sense of humor and immense extreme emotions.

17
Jan

Truth is stranger than fiction…

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Quotes

Reshma, at her blog, said this…. 

Strange world, when you can be soulmates with someone halfway across the world… and not know the name of your neighbours.

And since the time i read it first, i had been thinking about it. a lot that is. and there was no way i could deny that it was indeed very much truth.

may be this is when I really started to belive in the term ”World as a global village”.

… now the cynicism in the statement has gotten even worse, isn’t it?

16
Jan

Uttarayan 2007

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Photography

Uttrayan Photos Slideshow
ps. Pranav, i remember the last uttrayan we had, and i miss it. lets hope next year we are together and enjoying this festival of ours like before, bro!
15
Jan

SE z550i : An ease incorporated.

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Photography

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Amazing phone, amazing usability. I was planning to get a w300i, but for the same price i got the same bundle with a better Memory Card size and Bigger megapixel camera! :)

I should be happy. And oh, I am!:)

10
Jan

HAIL BSNL BROADBAND!!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog

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I never thought, to achieve this through BSNL broadband was never possible! but guess i was so wrong!!! yaay!

Ektz.

2
Jan

Rammstein - keeps me awake and alive!

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Music, Video

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