Yiiinglissshhh!!
They were actually trying to say that seat was reserved for bus conductor!!
Yiiinglisshh is such a Phunny Language! 
Ekta.
Software Development Cycle!!!
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
And the cycle continues….
lol time.
Gabber : Arii O Sambha.
Sambha : Jee Sardaar.
Gabber : Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha : Sardar Do,
Gabber : Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha : Do toh Do hota hai.
Gabber : Nahi, Phir bhi kitna hota. Zara bataa toh sahi.
Sambha : Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber : To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha : Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber : To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha : Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber : Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber : Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do
This one sure made me laugh..
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” Man replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ……….”HEBREWS”
A Bit of Humor
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a room mate, a girl named Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just  roommates.”
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” K
Kumar said,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner. Â
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother Which read
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day : Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..especially if  she is Indian!Â
Technology is the root of all evil.
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog.
 The man will be there to feed the dog, and the dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipments.
Something funny!
Many times, people say that the women species talk too much…
But there’s no problem because the male ear is SELECTIVE .
For Example…
When the women say:
“This House is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this
Your stuff is all on the floor
you will be without clothes
if you don´t wash them now !!!”
The male ear only understands:
bla, bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, bla, now !!!
What women REALLY mean..
FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES :If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”
GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”
THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS : A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Ekta.
ps. I agree with all!:)
Oxymorons!
Some Oxymorons I like. Of course, do not count mr Soxy in here.
Plastic Glasses: well, its its either plastic, or glass! wonder who came up with this one!
Virtual Reality: A jargon so connected with our internet world. But does it really mean anything?
Low-fat Ice Cream: Pulleeeese! In my definition, Ice cream can never be low-fat! Otherwise its not Ice cream!
Tight Slacks: What are those? The slacks which are tight at butt and slacking at ankle, or vice versa? in both ways a viewer’s pleasure it is. lol.
Minor Crisis: Whoa! there we go! roger roger! we’ve at the minor level of crisis, do you copy?…. *kaaaboooommm*…. damn! no more a minor now!
Criminal Justice: Nemesis is a criminal lawyer. Eh, just that none can really prove his crimes, thats all!
And last and none the least, the last oxymoron I love is…
Microsoft Works: [urrm.. no need to say anything here now, is it?]
Cheers,
Ekta.
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