DDSOS

Gabber : Arii O Sambha.
Sambha : Jee Sardaar.

Gabber : Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha : Sardar Do,

Gabber : Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha : Do toh Do hota hai.

Gabber : Nahi, Phir bhi kitna hota. Zara bataa toh sahi.
Sambha : Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha : Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.

Gabber : To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha : Beech mein koi nahi aata.

Gabber : To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha : Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.

Gabber : Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Do ek se Ek bada hai?

Gabber : Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha : Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”

The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”

Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” Man replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ……….”HEBREWS”