What women REALLY mean..

FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES :
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH :
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS : A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Ekta.
ps. I agree with all!:)

 
March 21st, 2006 Blog

10 Responses to “What women REALLY mean..”

  1. nitz says:

    Add to the above:
    I THINK:
    Damn! the damage has already been done. Run for cover! :p

  2. kaush says:

    I am here after such a long time….I dont even know if ya remember me? I commented a few times when you were on blogspot!
    These are so true!

  3. ss says:

    man!!! are girls this complex ??

  4. harry says:

    i agreee!!!!!!

  5. Mithun says:

    God made a woman to woo a man…and thats what she is best at. All the beautiful things in this world are best if left ununderstood. So dont even bother just accept them as they r….

  6. Rishi says:

    lol!!! .. agree with you Mithun!!!

    ..Rishi

  7. Nishit says:

    hey… nice facts ekta…. :) Even i agree….

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