Oxymorons!

Some Oxymorons I like. Of course, do not count mr Soxy in here.

Plastic Glasses: well, its its either plastic, or glass! wonder who came up with this one!

Virtual Reality: A jargon so connected with our internet world. But does it really mean anything?

Low-fat Ice Cream: Pulleeeese! In my definition, Ice cream can never be low-fat! Otherwise its not Ice cream!

Tight Slacks: What are those? The slacks which are tight at butt and slacking at ankle, or vice versa? in both ways a viewer’s pleasure it is. lol.

Minor Crisis: Whoa! there we go! roger roger! we’ve at the minor level of crisis, do you copy?…. *kaaaboooommm*…. damn! no more a minor now!

Criminal Justice: Nemesis is a criminal lawyer. Eh, just that none can really prove his crimes, thats all!

And last and none the least, the last oxymoron I love is…

Microsoft Works: [urrm.. no need to say anything here now, is it?]

Cheers,
Ekta.

 
March 18th, 2006 Blog

7 Responses to “Oxymorons!”

  1. deeps says:

    Lol…MS works:p Kool ones

  2. deeps says:

    And what about MS bugs;)

  3. Tight slacks the best :-)

  4. Vj says:

    We must silence those,who oppose freedom of speach.
    Oh !that’s an oxymoron too btw i was talking of myself.lolz. Dropped my cell phone in bucket .bad luck.Duh

  5. the woman says:

    Yea, tight slacks the best. Haha.

  6. nitz says:

    hmm. u will b surprised by the low-fat Ice cream. Well in US u have 0% fat ice-cream!!!! everything here is low-fat. low-fat icecream, chocolate, butter, milk. ;)

    try these…
    Loose fits
    drop catch
    bitter sweet (symphony)

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