21
Mar

What women REALLY mean..

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Humor

FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES :
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH :
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS : A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Ekta.
ps. I agree with all!:)

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9 comments so far

 1 

Add to the above:
I THINK:
Damn! the damage has already been done. Run for cover! :p

March 21st, 2006 at 6:34 am
kaush
 2 

I am here after such a long time….I dont even know if ya remember me? I commented a few times when you were on blogspot!
These are so true!

March 21st, 2006 at 8:38 am
 3 

man!!! are girls this complex ??

March 21st, 2006 at 9:09 am
 4 

ROTFL

March 21st, 2006 at 2:32 pm
 5 

me2 :-D

March 22nd, 2006 at 11:48 pm
 6 

i agreee!!!!!!

March 22nd, 2006 at 11:57 pm
 7 

:)

March 23rd, 2006 at 10:47 am
 8 

God made a woman to woo a man…and thats what she is best at. All the beautiful things in this world are best if left ununderstood. So dont even bother just accept them as they r….

March 24th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
 9 

lol!!! .. agree with you Mithun!!!

..Rishi

March 30th, 2006 at 8:19 pm

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