Some Oxymorons I like. Of course, do not count mr Soxy in here.
Plastic Glasses: well, its its either plastic, or glass! wonder who came up with this one!
Virtual Reality: A jargon so connected with our internet world. But does it really mean anything?
Low-fat Ice Cream: Pulleeeese! In my definition, Ice cream can never be low-fat! Otherwise its not Ice cream!
Tight Slacks: What are those? The slacks which are tight at butt and slacking at ankle, or vice versa? in both ways a viewer’s pleasure it is. lol.
Minor Crisis: Whoa! there we go! roger roger! we’ve at the minor level of crisis, do you copy?…. *kaaaboooommm*…. damn! no more a minor now!
Criminal Justice: Nemesis is a criminal lawyer. Eh, just that none can really prove his crimes, thats all!
And last and none the least, the last oxymoron I love is…
Microsoft Works: [urrm.. no need to say anything here now, is it?]
Cheers,
Ekta.
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