DDSOS

FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES :If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

THAT’S OKAY : This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS : A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Ekta.
ps. I agree with all!:)

Some Oxymorons I like. Of course, do not count mr Soxy in here.

Plastic Glasses: well, its its either plastic, or glass! wonder who came up with this one!

Virtual Reality: A jargon so connected with our internet world. But does it really mean anything?

Low-fat Ice Cream: Pulleeeese! In my definition, Ice cream can never be low-fat! Otherwise its not Ice cream!

Tight Slacks: What are those? The slacks which are tight at butt and slacking at ankle, or vice versa? in both ways a viewer’s pleasure it is. lol.

Minor Crisis: Whoa! there we go! roger roger! we’ve at the minor level of crisis, do you copy?…. *kaaaboooommm*…. damn! no more a minor now!

Criminal Justice: Nemesis is a criminal lawyer. Eh, just that none can really prove his crimes, thats all!

And last and none the least, the last oxymoron I love is…

Microsoft Works: [urrm.. no need to say anything here now, is it?]

Cheers,
Ekta.