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Jan

The Untold Rules for Males

   Posted by: Ektz   in Blog, Jokes

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Yaay! only if males follow this rules, there would be heaven on earth! lol

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9 comments so far

renjith
 1 

true indeed

January 25th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
deeps
 2 

Lol…lol!!!

January 25th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
nithyananda
 3 

“Yaay! only if males follow this rules, there would be heaven on earth! lol”

Yeah right, heaven for the female kind. If is a very painful word sweet heart…!!! :D

January 25th, 2006 at 9:44 pm
nithyananda
 4 

And one more thing! when i click on Close this window on the comments section, it doesnt close. Might b a bug!!!

January 25th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
Ektz
 5 

@ Renjith, thanks for the support!

@deeps, yaay! i know! :D

@ nithya, whats so wrong in asking for a heaven of female kind. :D i mean boys always dream abt a heaven of male kind, like a baywatch bikinis washing exotic cars:D . lol. Abt the bug, i am trying to figure out why the hell its not working:D

January 25th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Ektz
 6 

yaay! now closing the window works!!:D

January 25th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
s!
 7 

heaven is a very relative term.. :-P

January 26th, 2006 at 12:17 am
Z000nie
 8 

The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
gimme break!!!

Who made this rules?

January 26th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Sunil
 9 

Incidently, i got this mail soon after i read this post; here are some rules (made by men, for men); too many of them, just posting few selected ones, not to offend u, but just to share:
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

2. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

3. Yes and No areperfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

5. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’tExpect us to act like soap opera guys.

6. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one.

8. If it itches, itwillBe scratched.
We do that.

9. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

10. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

11. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

12. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

:D :D

January 27th, 2006 at 1:00 am

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