Comments on: The Untold Rules for Males http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/ ramblings reloaded 2.3 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:08:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Sunil http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-243 Sunil Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:30:15 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-243 Incidently, i got this mail soon after i read this post; here are some rules (made by men, for men); too many of them, just posting few selected ones, not to offend u, but just to share: 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 2. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 3. Yes and No areperfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 5. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don'tExpect us to act like soap opera guys. 6. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one. 8. If it itches, itwillBe scratched. We do that. 9. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 10. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 11. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. :D :D Incidently, i got this mail soon after i read this post; here are some rules (made by men, for men); too many of them, just posting few selected ones, not to offend u, but just to share:
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

2. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

3. Yes and No areperfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

5. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’tExpect us to act like soap opera guys.

6. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one.

8. If it itches, itwillBe scratched.
We do that.

9. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

10. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

11. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

12. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

:D :D

]]> By: Z000nie http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-242 Z000nie Thu, 26 Jan 2006 14:17:27 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-242 <i>The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.</i> gimme break!!! Who made this rules? The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
gimme break!!!

Who made this rules?

]]> By: s! http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-241 s! Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:47:24 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-241 heaven is a very relative term.. :-P heaven is a very relative term.. :-P

]]> By: Ektz http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-240 Ektz Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:18:25 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-240 yaay! now closing the window works!!:D yaay! now closing the window works!!:D

]]> By: Ektz http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-239 Ektz Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:16:28 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-239 @ Renjith, thanks for the support! @deeps, yaay! i know! :D @ nithya, whats so wrong in asking for a heaven of female kind. :D i mean boys always dream abt a heaven of male kind, like a baywatch bikinis washing exotic cars:D . lol. Abt the bug, i am trying to figure out why the hell its not working:D @ Renjith, thanks for the support!

@deeps, yaay! i know! :D

@ nithya, whats so wrong in asking for a heaven of female kind. :D i mean boys always dream abt a heaven of male kind, like a baywatch bikinis washing exotic cars:D . lol. Abt the bug, i am trying to figure out why the hell its not working:D

]]> By: nithyananda http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-238 nithyananda Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:15:01 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-238 And one more thing! when i click on Close this window on the comments section, it doesnt close. Might b a bug!!! And one more thing! when i click on Close this window on the comments section, it doesnt close. Might b a bug!!!

]]> By: nithyananda http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-237 nithyananda Wed, 25 Jan 2006 16:14:04 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-237 <i>"Yaay! only if males follow this rules, there would be heaven on earth! lol" </i> Yeah right, heaven for the female kind. If is a very painful word sweet heart...!!! :D “Yaay! only if males follow this rules, there would be heaven on earth! lol”

Yeah right, heaven for the female kind. If is a very painful word sweet heart…!!! :D

]]> By: deeps http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-236 deeps Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:46:54 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-236 Lol...lol!!! Lol…lol!!!

]]> By: renjith http://ddsos.org/2006/01/25/the-untold-rules-for-males/#comment-235 renjith Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:30:22 +0000 http://ektapaneri.com/?p=173#comment-235 true indeed true indeed

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