The Untold Rules for Males

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Yaay! only if males follow this rules, there would be heaven on earth! lol

 
January 25th, 2006 Blog 9 Comments

WTF!!

I bought this cells last evening, for my digital camera.

And funnily, i thought of reading the backside instructions and cautions.

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What makes me wonder is, Any one has done this before, that they had to put it up in the list of cautions?

 
January 22nd, 2006 Blog 9 Comments

Forward.. a GREAT one!

Haven’t you always wondered how “Americanisms” would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of NewDelhi (or elsewhere)?

Have a nice day! —– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up? —– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding! —– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me! —– * Mera bachcha mut banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up? —–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! —–* Thandaa aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.—– * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.

Check this out, man! —– * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

She’s so fine! —– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?—– * Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —– * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?

Are you nuts? —– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

And the best one is…..

How do you do? —– * Kaise karte ho?

General Body Meeting…. —– *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan

C ya folks… —–(Dekhte hain doston) &

Keep in touch…… —– (Chhoote Raho…..)

 
January 9th, 2006 Blog 3 Comments