If Men lived by a simple set of Women’s rules there would be no more arguments…as they are all equally important, each is No1:

1. Saturday equals using your manliness in cleaning out the areas where we females can’t reach. But it surely doesnt mean that you can clean out a pack of chips, watching TV, being a couch potato.

1. Shopping IS a sport. And yes, Never compare it with any other muddy-running-around-here-n-there sports of yours.

1. Develop good listening skills. Let us be clear on this: We never say things outwardly rude. better understand the hints and work on it.

1. Never keep your answers to just Yes and No. They are not acceptable in such questions like, Did you stop flirting with your co-worker?

1. If we are telling you something where you obviously can’t help, Sympathize.

1. Dont behave like an animal. A headache is something that can occur everyday, specially when you’ve forgotten important dates and been rude.

1. Remember all what you say in argument, cause we WILL remember it and use it against you if u forget it. So just say plain truth or better, Apologise.

1. If we ask you if we’ve gained weight recently. Never say Yes or No. Just praise us or shut your mouth.

1. Never say things that can be interpreted in two ways, as if one of them makes us sad and/or angry, we’ll probably take it as a meaning.

1. Dont play games with TV remote. Daily sops are important to us. Secondly if you want chips/pop corn, move your ass off the couch rather than shout for it.

1. Even Christopher Columbus needed a compas and eventually a map, so would you. So better act smart and use directions rightaway rather than drive in circles and then ask for the directions.

1. If you ask what is wrong and we say nothing, that means there is something wrong. Don’t stop there, inquire more and find out whats wrong. Thats what we want.

1. When we have to go somewhere, Dress according to the invitation. Ofcourse we wouldnt want to be seen with a circus clown in a ballroom.

1. We’ll never have enough clothes and enough shoes. So stop fussing over it!!

ps. I dont hate men!